A Christmas Rap

A Christmas Rap dedicated to the Early Family

Yo, yo my sista, my mother, my bro
Gotta give a shout-out like "ho ho ho"
Coming on up is the Christmas season
Popping out da womb is BABY REACE hmmm

Deez peeps got it goin on down in Crestview
They went and got prego just like da resta you
Jordin's on lock down stuck in da house
Ain't nothin' stirrin' not even a mouse

They both be chillin', waiting for da birff
No brothers be frontin' cause it's Brice's turff
Pre-eclampsia got 'em held up for weeks and weeks
In da meantine Brice gone dun preach and preach

The day finally came -- man it was hip!
OB started yappin', "Start a Petosin drip!"
Off to the hospital for the Earlys -- no doubt
Brice started pacing so mamma kicked him out

Then a buncha peeps showed up from Eglin
The evil doc booted them despite their beggin'
In 24 hours baby Reace came-a-rumblin'
He may have pained his mama, but he looked like a dumplin'

So dat's my Christmas rap to the chilluns' in da hood
Y'all better listen close -- be sho' you is good
Cause Da Father gone dun blessed us with lil' 'ol Reace
Keep it real, have a Merry and keep da peace!