Pirates of the Gulf Coast

Of course I am referring to the next installment of Johnny Depp's Disney movie Pirates of the Carribbean. But this one takes place on the Gulf Coast of Florida and there is a stand in for Johnny Depp. Her name is Stella Corso, a very formidable foe for any who get in her way. Just look at that evil pirate eye...and that skull cap she wears. That fist she is making shows that she means business! There's no bally-hoo, shenanigans, or tom foolery when it comes to dealing with this one!

"Gaaaar me matee. I be searching for the buried treasure. Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk! Shiver me timbers, you'll walk the plank if I don't get my poopy diaper changed!"